nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom



How to open a beer with a banana

well its open


Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.

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Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon, and all I can do is post it

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If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.

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It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.

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