nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom
How to open a beer with a banana
well its open
Did they ever reveal how Captain America was thawed? Because I’m picturing a bunch of Shield agents with hair dryers and I don’t think that’s quite right.
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
It’s Monday again. Do you need a pick-me-up? Have some hilarious quotes from The Lego Movie. You’re welcome and everything is awesome.